My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
my whole soul cries out for american magical realism
where are the little midwestern towns with the waving grass in summer and the deep…
When in a contest, do not oogle your competitor
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When did I become a role model, I did not sign up for this.